I've appreciated your company over the years, and I'm sorry. But something's got to give.
If we part ways, please don't take offence. I wish you all the very best of luck for the future.
"What is leverageland?
This community is like the many, many other land communities out there. It's modeled after legendland and jjverse. There are four teams: Team Grifter, Team Hacker, Team Hitter and Team Thief. Once you apply you will be placed in one of those communities and try with your teammates to earn the most points and win!"
Anyhoo... on to the usual crappy photos - I get very excited, hence the camera shake! This was a Stargate Atlantis convention, just so's you know.
( Behind here, to save your friends page )
The more work I did on that book, the more I found that I need to do. I'm supposed to get it finished by the 19th, but now it's looking unlikely. But even if I get an extension on the date, I really don't want it hanging over my Christmas break. I'm just going to have to try and get as much done as I can and hope for the best. The person I'm doing it for wasn't in the office today either, so I couldn't talk to her. I'm going to be feeling a bit stressed until I do. *sigh*
And I'm not going to write a to-do list. They make me more stressed. Needless to say I have lots.
Not such a happy bunny tonight.
What Your Cute Monster Says About You
You're the type of person who stands out in a crowd, even when you're trying to blend in.
You are honest in your character and appearance. You don't pretend to be someone else.
Your inner demon is sorrow. You tend to get depressed easily.
People think you're cute because you're rebellious. Your uniqueness is charming.
1) You are advised to come to work dressed according to your salary.
2) If we see you wearing Prada shoes and carrying a Gucci bag, we will assume you are doing well financially and therefore do not need a raise.
3) If you dress poorly, you need to learn to manage your money better, so that you may buy nicer clothes, and therefore you do not need a raise.
4) If you dress just right, you are right where you need to be and therefore you do not need a raise.
We will no longer accept a doctor's statement as proof of sickness. If you are able to go to the doctor, you are able to come to work.
Each employee will receive 104 personal days a year. They are called Saturdays & Sundays.
This is no excuse for missing work. There is nothing you can do for dead friends, relatives or co-workers.. Every effort should be made to have non-employees attend the funeral arrangements in your place. In rare cases where employee involvement is necessary, the funeral should be scheduled in the late afternoon. We will be glad to allow you to work through your lunch hour and subsequently leave one hour early.
Entirely too much time is being spent in the toilet. There is now a strict three-minute time limit in the stalls. At the end of three minutes, an alarm will sound, the toilet paper roll will retract, the stall door will open, and a picture will be taken. After your second offense, your picture will be posted on the company bulletin board under the 'Chronic Offenders' category. Anyone caught smiling in the picture will be sectioned under the company's mental health policy.
* Skinny people get 30 minutes for lunch, as they need to eat more, so that they can look healthy.
* Normal size people get 15 minutes for lunch to get a balanced meal to maintain their average figure.
* Chubby people get 5 minutes for lunch, because that's all the time needed to drink a Slim-Fast.
Thank you for your loyalty to our company. We are here to provide a positive employment experience. Therefore, all questions, comments, concerns, complaints, frustrations, irritations, aggravations, insinuations, allegations, accusations, contemplations, consternation and input should be directed elsewhere.
08:14 Just added TwitterFox. Now I can follow direct from my browser. Sweet! #
09:40 Already had a big argument with Sam in the car. I have a headache too. :-( #
15:15 It's got better. Lunch was roast beef. Good and cheap. And Birmingham Science Museum is fun! #Automatically shipped by LoudTwitter